*falls into a brown study*

I am so against this whole Lucy Liu as Watson thing y’all

I want my Holmes depictions to stay the way they’ve been up till now

Two upper-class educated imperialist white dudes

Who don’t much care for women, Blacks, Jews, Indians, Egyptians, or Chinese

(I’m cool with dumb Nigel Bruce Watson and yellow peril in BBC Sherlock and Holmes partnering up with Batman and RDJ caricaturing himself and the deerstalker-and-meerschaum silhouette and House being “politically incorrect” and Holmes having a cat allergy and highschool Holmes battling Draco)

BUT

Sidney Paget never drew no cheongsam dragon lady, you guys

Never forget