| Newfoundland and Labrador: | HEEY B'Y HOW'S SHE GOIN' B'Y I'S THE B'Y WHO BUILDS THE BOAT AND I'S THE B'Y WHO SAILS HER
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| Nova Scotia: | Let's sing sea shanties while we go fishing and get drunk
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| Prince Edward Island: | POTATOES
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| New Brunswick: | FUCK YEAH WE HAVE CONCERTS
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| Quebec: | Je ne sais pas goddamn flat tire de tabernacle we want to be our own goddamn country poutine
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| Ontario: | Nothing above Southern Ontario exists, eh?
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| Manitoba: | Holy shit it's cold
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| Saskatchewan: |
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| Alberta: | YEEEEE HAW IT'S LIKE WE'RE THE SOUTHERN STATES PART OF CANADA
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| British Columbia: | I'm sorry I can't hear you at this altitude
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| Yukon: | Look at me I'm next to Alaska
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| Northwest Territories: | William and Kate were here heeeeeey
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| Nunavut: | LOOK HOW FUCKING BIG I AM LOL GOOD LUCK COLOURING ME IN BY THE END OF CLASS |
